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Thursday, 24 April 2014

Barbara Brownskirt goes on a Barge

For those of you who have not yet seen the badness of Barbara Brownskirt, my comedy alter ego, you can see her with some famous comediennes on the Battersea Barge on the Thames on May 15th 2014. You can book tickets here: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/258863
This is one of her more celebrated poems:

From Volume 3: Furry Purses

Judi  
Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Dench!
10 hours I stood there
You walked past me (on the red carpet)
I was on the pavement not red but grey
I watched you go by with yet another sigh

Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Dench!
Your smile and crinkly twinkly eyes
Your little hairstyle, high on your head
Sexy Grandma
To me you are wife material

Denchy Denchy Denchy Denchy Denchy Jud-ie
How you make me want to clenchy
And I would like to travel my hand
Over your wobbly belly
To cup the young Denchy, Thirsty Drenchy
A cup full of Dench quenched. Time all spent.

Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Dench!