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Monday, 22 December 2014

There will be Good News

Is this Karen McLeod?
Two weekends ago I, as in Karen McLeod, worked with a Performance Artist called Scottee at the Tate Britain.
I had to ask people to leave random messages on an answer machine where a series of booths were set up for this purpose only. It was part of the Radio City season and is for a podcast called 'After the Tone' Link: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/after-the-tone/id604822935?mt=2 where at any time you can ring up Scottee and leave a message.
If you are in an art gallery you might expect this kind of thing to happen, but half the people didn't and do not want their art to move or breath or walk towards them.

Scottee on the blower
 'Please leave a message after the tone'
This is what I ear-wigged from the messages being left this weekend:              
A twelve year old girl feels guilty about not drawing anymore
A man loves his fold up bike and the fact that London allows it on the buses
A man named Fabiola died on Friday


And this is what I saw:
A lot of people are looking for the toilet
A coffee costs 80p in the Tate staff canteen
Men over a certain age will not join in with me asking them to do something. They don't get past me being a youngish woman.
Older women do not like the fact that Scottee was not wearing shoes and that he wore a mask of foundation.

Barbara ranting at a poetry night
 for drunks and dyslexics 'FRAFF'
I have not performed as Karen McLeod for a long time. Barbara Brownskirt has been the one getting all the attention. Next year there will be more of Karen than of Barbara, or at least just as much. Ali Smith, the author, my long-term occasional mentor, said to me after watching Barbara perform at Queen Elizabeth Hall, 'Do not let Barbara take over your writing. We need your writing.'

The Folder in which it all is brewing
Next year will see the completion of the new novel and I hope there will be Good News. It's been a while. A lot of little deaths have been happening. A lot of voices have got in the way and Barbara was one of the good ones to get born, because she is about being uncompromising in her passion and vision. She is the extreme of me and she doesn't mind being shit because she does not know she is shit. And humour...making people laugh is sometimes all that is bloody good.
The future is bright, the future is Karen and Barbara.
Come see us at 'Duckie' on 17th January 2015. 9pm - late.
Royal Vauxhall Tavern, Vauxhall Tube.

Or in the very least remember to let off a party popper and kiss everyone you love.
Here's to 2015



Saturday, 10 May 2014

Death, Daddies and Self-Deprecation (warning: this blog contains meat)

On Bank Holiday Monday we go to Essex to see my GF's Dad and wife in their new house. The day before it's Easter Sunday and my family - my sister and her lot and mum and dad - come up to our flat for slow roast pork belly. 

You need good teeth to eat this
A Jamie Oliver favourite, roast lamb is normally on the table, but this liberation from the traditional menu shows the way in which my family appreciate things are a little different up the block. It is also an offering to my niece who is back from University and has treats as long as she is back at home and continues to endure leaving us.
Heavy encased life

Our flat, less than a year old to us, is still viewed as new and an escape for all the family. I like to think of my home as many things; party house, sun trap, studio, cinema, nunnery. It is five minutes walk from both their houses, but the carpeted lift does its job; it elevates. The fact you have to go through a foyer, into a lift, press a button, doors open onto another floor, into a corridor, you're higher, the angle of garden view out the window has changed, past other front doors all shut and brown, each containing private lives - it doesn't take much for it to work a little magic. Dad is still not well, but he is all the better for lunch up in the air.


We're on the train to Wivenhoe, Essex. GF's Dad, 70 years old, five years younger than mine, has returned to the place of his youth after having lived
All around and safe and sound
in Florence for thirty years. Her father is a sculptor, raconteur, cook and has the rare qualities of being a child-like and yet sincere man. A kind of playful Picasso but not topless. He writes to his daughter - white envelopes arrive through the post with his hand writing on. They correspond. After lunch my GF's Dad, Teddy let's call him (he has a collection of childhood teddies which make an appearance on important occasions) brings up the subject of Death. 'I'm not morbid,' he says. 'I just like talking about it.' Tears prick at the back of my eyes, no the tears are somewhere below in my stomach.

Wafer thin - almost weightless
Two Dads, worlds apart - yet their daughters, us, are together. How does this happen? Both left us alone for vast quantities of time I suppose. GF walks into the room and thinks I've confessed my suspicions about my own Father's state of mind - that this is why we are on the subject of Death. But I have not said a word. This is the first extreme coincidence, or co-occurrence, that will happen in the coming weeks (more about this magic network later). I can see that both Dad's are approaching the same end with very different views through their binoculars. Teddy tells us about his Grandmother who lived on her own in the middle of nowhere, a house in the centre of a common and she slept with a policeman's whistle in her bed. She was friends with a pharmacist who he believes provided her with the necessary drugs to end it. She took her own life when she was getting too old and unable to live as she wanted. He talks of leaving his dying mother to go to America. He says she told him to go and she died a week later. He says it was fine to do this, she told him to go and then she went. With Death on the table, it seems refreshingly light, the tears remain unwept and un-nudged - Parma Ham light and fine. I think about how I can befriend a pharmacist and how there must of been a few people back then lucky enough to take their deaths into their own hands and not be prosecuted. I think that this is how it should be now, we choose our lives, we choose our deaths. 

One Dad will talk, another's just beginning to try. 'You should come home,' my Dad said quietly, as I was saying goodbye to go to France for the Retreat. 'Safely?' I finish the sentence for him, skipping a little up the street.


This boat was a magnificent 
floating airport lounge
The adventure begins - Scribbling Crow Writing Retreat, April 2014
Self-portraits on sick bags
on the ferry
After devising a six week Creative Writing course which runs at the Bookseller Crow (now into its third successful year) I had questioned, what can I do next? Apart from writing the new book I find tutoring inspiring alongside the practice of writing. They go hand in hand. I used to think my first retreat tutoring would be with the Arvon Foundation and so when Justine Crow, co-owner of Bookseller Crow, suggested we utilise her family house in Normandy as a retreat, but with all food cooked for the writers (thus maximising writing time) I went for it. Her can-do attitude is infectious and this is what gave the retreat so much life: a feeling that the sky is the limit. Because if you want to write, it's this kind of energy and spirit which fires you up. A friend said to me the other day, 'You have to have all your horses riding in the same direction. The writers that are successful are running with them, none of them are branching off. You've got to keep them all going.' The more I think about this, the more it makes sense.

Oeufs for writing
10am. Writing Time. The first morning I discuss how, if I have learnt anything in the last few years, it is the importance of self-compassion. I speak about how I wasted a lot of time being nasty to myself and therefore stalling my writing, finding every weapon in my bag of tricks to throw at myself, every critical or negative comment or question from other people I turned into a sharpened blade. I was like one of those women strapped to a knife throwers' board, being spun by my own fair hand. Ultimately, you'll send yourself bonkers if you don't get off that stage and change your approach to living and writing.

'Today we are going to write about childhood,' I say. They all look a little worried. 'When you think about writing about childhood it might seem like you're facing Everest.' I say. They relax, realising I know what its like to face the white of the page and the hugeness of a subject, so big and daunting it has no edges to grip on to. 'So we are going to break it down into specifics.' I speak about not trying to climb Everest (or maybe it should be Mont Blanc) all at once, but pick by pick, scene by scene, idea by idea. The quote I use as inspiration is from E. L. Doctrow, 'Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make a whole trip that way.' So we take the ideas of smell and childhood and smallness as a theme and begin to think around it. Can we visualise anything if we close our eyes?


10am and go!
I
suggest writing about school dinners. I ask them to think in visual details, the five senses. Remember we have bodies and your characters will have bodies. What was in your packed lunch? What does your sandwich reveal about your family's attitude to food? What were the horrendous sandwich ingredients that you couldn't stand? Was it ever like lifting the lid on the insides of your family life, did it show or mask how well everything was going back at home? Did you show off if you had crisps or a chocolate bar? I mentioned the foreign quality of Sonia Skittini's lunch** when she opened up her Tupperware box to reveal a raw sliced green pepper. The smell! So, we spend 30 minutes writing about school dinners and then for 30 minutes family dinners, free wheeling - seeing what comes out, but filling up pages and pages with material and people and textures. The final exercise is writing about an object you have carried with you from childhood to adulthood. Can anything from the three exercises be combined to make the beginning of an interesting story?

'Oh no, not me! For I am only a mouse.'

Something crops up time and time again and I address this as soon as it arises. 'There should be no apologies on the retreat.' I start to sound a bit like I imagine my German self would sound, a bit barky. I temper myself. 'Please do not start reading your work out by apologising for what you have written before we even hear it, please!' I say at one point. This is interesting as I have noticed alot of debut UK authors tend to do this at the shop events. The Americans just plunge straight in as if they're having a bubble bath. I want everyone to have a bubble bath, so I have to say it: 'This is the first rule of thumb. Do not think of your writing practice as a piece of shit. It might well be rubbish and not at all fully formed yet - you might throw it away - who was it that said all first drafts are awful? - but there might be a golden thread in it, or hanging off it somewhere to the left or right. You wouldn't slag off a child for its tap-dancing after one term of learning to do a shuffle ball change?' I realise I'm sounding less like a writing tutor and more like a therapist, or a lunatic. But it is this balancing act which I decide, with the specific students on this retreat, knowing the challenges they are facing, is the right approach. In future, with a different group dynamic, it will call for a different method I'm sure.


Listen to your own instruction McLeod

It is the lack of noticing the very details in front of me which makes me get lost. 

Afternoons for the students are spent writing, reading or walking. As a tutor I'm busy planning the morning writing session for the day ahead, while thinking about my own novel and its path forward.
I go out for a walk mid-week in a vain attempt to work off some of the salty butter and baguette and the three meals a day prepared by The Hostess. (Read The Hostess' brilliant take on the retreat from the food side of things http://thenormandienest.wordpress.com/ ) As I leave the road that leads to the entrance to the Normandie Nest 
I swerve from the two viscously barking dogs behind a fence up on high by a house on the corner. This is my signpost, I think. I will not miss these by volume alone. I do not think about what the road will look like when I come at it in reverse. I see a man in a blue truck. I find St. Anne's chapel in the middle of a field and then start the return walk back, careful to remain on the same road. I have timed a G&T in my mind for 6pm. No drinking before six seems to be right. The road in reverse of course looks different. I have no watch and no phone to check the time, but by the position of the sun it still feels early-ish. I see haystacks, rolled up on top of one another, I see a sign for a BIO ferme. I see the man in his blue truck returning from somewhere. A boy on a bike waves, he shouts, 'Salut!' This means alot as he is a French boy. 'I am here,' I think. He doesn't think I'm a scary stranger. I watch a small white haired woman who is walking her terrier. She shouts something across at me and I shout 'Oui', perhaps agreeing with something I'm not understanding.

Was lost, Stockwell

After walking for too long a time I have not come across the two barking dogs. I find myself by wind farms which are still being built. One is a white pole, reminiscent of a ship's mast or a nuclear chimney with no blades on it. All rather unsettling, I recall how The Hostess pointed them out from afar when she was driving across the marsh-land. This was some distance from the Normandie Nest. I recall the previous night over dinner telling the story of the Vasile Balea, a Dad on holiday in London who got lost for three days in London in January 2014. His son got off the tube and the doors closed behind him and his Dad was transported away. Vasile had only £17, no phone and spoke no English. The Police didn't understand him when he approached them so he gave up. He was looked after by some kind men in an Indian restaurant, fed sandwiches and it wasn't until the man pointed to his face on the front of a free London newspaper that they realised who he was and they called the Police and he was reunited with his son. I had said, 'Imagine that? Living on the kindnesses of strangers! London is supposed to be so cold, but its you, you, you and me, that's all, that's all London is.' A day later here I was with no phone, no money, no recollection of where the house was, or even the address. Another co-incidence? A bit heavy handed to be one of those lessons it is as ridiculous as a slap round the face.


où?

Over a hedge I ask a cow, 'Which way now Cow?' I don't say it in French because I have forgotten how to speak French as I am starting to feel the hot rise of panic in the area above where my bra doesn't cover. She moves her head, swaying her nose to the left and I say, 'Thank you.' I always believe if you ask an animal a question you will get an answer. Cows especially have been co-operative on the few occasions I have asked them to be*. I see her calf is sleeping sheltered by the hedge, hidden, I think about how long a mother stands by a calf letting it sleep and fatten with those dark shiny eyes, as glossy as prunes, her semi-eyelids, do they close? Do cows blink? I am thinking how she must hate the taking of the baby cow and then I tell myself to stop thinking randomly and channel home. 
'Nineteenth of January, Nineteen Seventy-two.' - I can still recall my birth date. I am lost in locale but not in mind. Always good to check. I walk and walk and send The Hostess a psychic thought. 'Help me!' I'm sure this is how people communicated before mobile phones. I walk past a pretty cottage and there is the old woman with the white hair and her terrier. She is stood in her doorway reading supermarket junk-mail. 'Excusez-moi madame, mais je suis perdue.' She comes over and shows me her ear and pats the lobe with her finger. 'Quoi?' she says.

 'JE SUIS PERDUE!' I deaf-shout, in that loud but controlled way. Then she says, 'Nous sommes toutes 
Existential-mirror
perdues, peut-etre?' Translated: 'We are all lost, aren't we?' I wasn't betting on getting a slice of existentialism. I try to describe the house and she starts to walk with me up the road. I say, 'Il y a deux chiens, qui dises WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!' She smiles and nods, thinks perhaps I am just barking. After walking for some time back up the road towards the chapel, s
he says I can stay with her if I can't find my house. She is now taking me to another house 'avec un anglais qui s'appelle John' when we meet a man in his dusty overalls, just returned from work. We all shake hands. He knows the house I am describing and says 'it's just up there' with a short flick of the hand. I find that I am by the exact landmark where the dogs should have been barking manically, but the dogs are no longer outside. With relief I run back, like Julie Andrews over the field with my arms outstretched. 

The week is full of creative discoveries. I have time to really talk in depth to the writers about their aims and hopes and frustrations. One writer makes the painful decision of letting go of a novel she has been trying to write for the last couple of years. She is free to start on something new and I can see a big weight has been taken off her shoulders. Letting go of a plan is like a small relationship break-up, and the grieving comes before you do it and hopefully not for too long after. Suddenly you think, how could I not know that this wasn't right for me?! Another writer finds confidence by discussing the series of road-blocks she is facing, the reason behind her wanting to write but her lack of productivity. We devise a plan and I mention how if you do not write there will be nothing to work on and nothing to get rid of. I talked about the importance of having an idea that is yours and couldn't belong to anyone else, that writing is living, no one can do this for you. I wanted to quote the modern day French philosopher Frederic Gros, 'one should ask: could someone do this in my place? And if the answer is yes, give it up.' but I couldn't remember it and also I might sound like a tit. An other writer feels extremely enthused and lit up from the week, determined to continue on his project when back home. He has written thousands of words.
As one student leaves, she hugs me and she says, 'I feel a little changed.' This is the best thing I could have hoped for.
Come on in!

On the final evening, before I have to say goodbye to what had become our small writing community, I raise a toast, 'Thanks to the Hostess for all her amazing cooking and reminders of not to overdose on coffee and finally....To Love, Life and Passion.' The Hostess, a maverick, says, 'I would like to say something: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.' Words are everything and yet, they are also noises just at the right time. But oh yes, remember, can't words be ever so funny too?


*Yorkshire cows inadvertently help me get an agent and help me to lie to British Airways crew report sick desk

**At the end of the retreat The Hostess is on the phone to the Bookseller who is at the shop. He says, 'hold on' as someone comes in. It turns out it is Sonia Skittini asking for me, who I haven't seen since school. The power of memory evocation through writing, eh?

This month I am reading Lorrie Moore's 'BARK', Carson McCullers 'The Member of the Wedding' and Brian Wright's 'Penge Papers'. All three have genius moments.

Thursday, 24 April 2014

Barbara Brownskirt goes on a Barge

For those of you who have not yet seen the badness of Barbara Brownskirt, my comedy alter ego, you can see her with some famous comediennes on the Battersea Barge on the Thames on May 15th 2014. You can book tickets here: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/258863
This is one of her more celebrated poems:

From Volume 3: Furry Purses

Judi  
Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Dench!
10 hours I stood there
You walked past me (on the red carpet)
I was on the pavement not red but grey
I watched you go by with yet another sigh

Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Dench!
Your smile and crinkly twinkly eyes
Your little hairstyle, high on your head
Sexy Grandma
To me you are wife material

Denchy Denchy Denchy Denchy Denchy Jud-ie
How you make me want to clenchy
And I would like to travel my hand
Over your wobbly belly
To cup the young Denchy, Thirsty Drenchy
A cup full of Dench quenched. Time all spent.

Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Judi Dench!

Sunday, 16 March 2014

As sure as eggs are eggs

There has been no trace of
Malaysian Airlines flight MH370.
A Malaysian plane along with its crew and passengers has disappeared. According to the more enthusiastic newspaper reports, aliens have it and/or the Bermuda Triangle has struck once again (but a bit to the right and down a bit by about ten thousand miles in Malaysia.)
Somewhere near Oz is a place where all
lost socks hang out
Eleven years as an air hostess and there was not one hint of an alien abduction, though the pilots did tell me about the unexplained bright lights they saw through their windscreens that do not register on the radar. There was plenty of time travel, 'You can walk around in New York while you can sleep in Penge' David Bowie so succinctly foretold my flying career in his song 'If you ever had a dream'.
I think, if people can believe in God or fate, then why not aliens? And why can we not think that something can disappear, when we know that disappearing is proven by the ever-presence of The Lost Sock Syndrome?
Portrait of a Dad
          Big news is that Dad is still very much here. As the days lengthen and the year shortens, my Dad can no longer walk to the pub. So for some people like him, the world is becoming a lot smaller much sooner than expected. Smaller than a mile let's say, small like the twenty-nine strides from the lounge to the kitchen and then back via the upstairs toilet (my leg span, not his). The distance between the beam of the remote hitting the sensor and the space between Noel Edmund's eyebrows while wondering what's in the box on 'Deal or no Deal'. Now that wine is allowed in the house it is never very far away from his lips and close to his hand via my mother's eyes. This has made the pub redundant as far as I can see. There is no need to go out if everything you need is around you. But this is not all of the truth and just a bad habit of me generalising a situation, which is a false thing. Donald Rumsfeld said, "all generalizations are false, including this one" which can apply to writing as much as anything else I have to say about my Dad. And because you don't just stop going out, you stop going out because you fall over when you do, because of blood pressure, because of the floor being not as trustworthy, because you are in between that bit of life between being well enough to envisage a hope-filled future and dying, which is old age.
Only three months ago he tried to help me in the garden. I was collecting an old travel trunk full of my diaries
The trunk belonged to Mr Saunders
next door who would pay me
 fifty pence to mow his lawn.
from the shed. I couldn't get the key in the padlock. He took the key from me and tried. While I shone a tiny torch on the padlock he missed the hole each time by a centimetre. His eyes or co-ordination weren't so good after the last series of mini-strokes. I let him try to home in with the key, over and over in the small spotlight. It was just me and him. It was the most important gesture from a distant father, who made a few steps down the garden path to stand with me by the bin, in order to not be able to open the shed door.

In the book shop where I work I stopped a man this week who I believed was a thief. I am on tenterhooks because someone had stolen the shop iPod earlier in the week and there seemed to be a greater proportion of drunk and drugged up people at 10am roaming Crystal Palace than usual. Once I started examining people, everyone who was a bit thin and pale started to look like a thief. The suspect is dressed in a grey hoodie, worn unwashed jeans, dirty and dusty scuffed sand boots. As I followed him around the shop I didn't know whether my behaviour was causing his behaviour. He looked at every section of the bookshop while trying to look as if he was just browsing. I stood so close to him he left. My heart banged after and I thought, 'I can do this, I can be brave.'
Later on a different man came in troubled by drugs. A fresh scab on his nose, the pale demeanour, another grey hoodie with the front pocket kangaroo pouch, faded jeans, dirty trainers. I am showing a woman a book on British colloquialisms. She has a slight foreign accent which I can't place and says she wants a book on sayings for a friend who had said to her that morning, 'as sure as eggs are eggs.' We are talking about how neither of us knows where the expression comes from. It is the first pleasant and interesting intercourse of my day. Her little girl is standing with us so silently that you could forget she is there.
The man walks round the bookshelves and comes to stand directly next to me, the distance of someone next to you on a packed tube.
'Where is the Salvation Army?' he asks.
William Booth started the Salvation
Army. Booth's book 'in Darkest England
and the Way Out' exposed the 'unmentionable evils'
of the time and suggested radical
remedies such as planned emigration,
a missing persons bureau, a Poor Man's bank and legal aid.



'Up the road,' I say, 'by Sainsbury's.' I point out the door.
'Where is the Salvation Army?' he says. I repeat my answer.
'How many shops?'
'Four shops.' I say. 'Walk four shops up and it's there by Sainsbury's.'
I switch sides with the woman to get away from him. I am aware the child is closest to him now. The woman does not move herself or her child. I wonder if I am over-reacting.
'Where is the Salvation Army?' he repeats, each time with the same insistent urgency.
We go on like this for ten or so more times. His short term memory broken.
The woman with the accent says, 'I will take you there. Come.' She beckons him.
'You're not speaking the Queen's English,' he says.
'Where is the Salvation Army?' he says, turning to me.
I walk backwards towards the counter.
'I can not say it again,' I say. 'Nothing has changed since the last time.'
'You're not speaking the Queen's English,' he accuses me.
'You're Polish,' he says.
I will not say I am from around here as it will insinuate that the woman with the accent is not. He will not make me defend myself or herself. He steps forwards. He is wanting something from me, his fists are clenched in his hoodie pouch pockets. They are starting to shake, the knuckles through the cloth. I pick up an empty cardboard box, inside it is space and it puts a box worth of room between us. I have the key to the till in my bra cup. He stands there, 'Where is the Salvation Army?'
I hold the box up. The woman with the accent calls on a man from the street to help. We are trying to alert him without increasing the anger in the drug addict. I can say this is all he is at the moment, because there is nothing else about him - he is all drug and itching anger. He has no human face, because he is off it.
You can depend on X = X
The man from the street says he'll go to the Sally Army and leaves us with the drug addict, which was not the plan. The man from the street doesn't want to be the hero on this occasion. When he comes back he says 'The Sally Army is closed'. He does not want to come in the shop, he does not get what the woman with the little girl got immediately, that we were containing a situation that felt as if it was about to explode. Not everyone can do this, not everyone picks up on the radar, for whatever reason.
And I am still here, silently not knowing what to do.
'Where is the Salvation Army?' he says, edging closer.
'Come with me!' The German woman gets him to walk up the road with her to the Salvation Army.
I stand in the shop shaking then go to watch them go up the road together. He walks into the doorway of Salvation Army after turning back to her with a sneery smile on his face.
She comes back and buys the book on British Colloquialisms and we look it up:
'As sure as eggs are eggs' possibly comes from the mathematical expressions 'X equals X'
I am glad that there is some certainty to the day after all, even if it is a mental sum.

Thursday, 20 February 2014

On being bad, Barbara Brownskirt and knowing what's bad enough.

Three times I have tried to be rubbish on purpose:

The first time was on my Foundation of Fine Art which was at the old Art College in Chislehurst. 
The College where I deliberated over
whether I was a man or a woman

We were told to scribble for an hour, not making anything of the emergent shapes, resisting form and the need to order. It was to free us from being in control, keeping within the lines and get us used to a more automatic way of creating and an idea of anarchy. The quest for perfection can stop you from starting. The idea of not being good enough can snatch time away from you. When the idea of failure weighs heavily on your shoulder, perfection can be to an artist/writer what a drink is to the alcoholic. It will eventually send you round the bend. 
I managed it with the scribbling. I filled big pieces of paper with dark swirls of charcoal. The gaps of white paper became increasingly interesting. Some of the students couldn't do it, they couldn't see the point. Mess became a new way of unpicking my young trained 'A' Level brain.


The second time was on an Arvon Course in Yorkshire when Toby Litt asked us to write the worse dialogue we could imagine. I didn't quite understand what he meant by this so I just wrote 'arse' and 'bum-hole' over and over, across the page. When we came to read our pieces out, I slunk down in my seat. Compared to other people's dialogue which was full of dug out clichés and things that you shouldn't do like put overly descriptive things after verbs, I whispered to myself sincerely, 'I'm not cleverly rubbish enough'.

About a year ago at MOONA, the arty party where I am the hostess, I performed a new act under the name of 'Barbara Brownskirt'. 

She is a comedy character, a manifestation of bitterness, anger, lesbian cliché and rails against her lot through poetry. She is rubbish, but she does not know it and the audience loves her for it. The comedy springs out of the awfulness.The inspiration came from watching years of over-confident, un-self-conscious poets, un-edited writers and performance artists. They taught me: 
1. There is no way out of the theatre/performance space/front room until their show is over
2. They write rubbish and think it is great. Often the greater the confidence, the lesser the talent.
3. That these people often appear to have the thick skins of leather.

With Barbara, the very success of her will be her lack of success.


Poster for film
This is the new film poster. 
Today the film goes live on Youtube. Please watch it here:
http://bit.ly/BBJudi

The film is showing on Monday 17th March with Barbara performing poetry at Polari, Southbank.